What geeky or unusual hobby do I have that co-workers do not know about?
Because honey I do not have co-workers, I am self employed and I work from home.
• Imagine a computer expert or enthusiast
o —well I am illiterate.
• A peculiar or otherwise dislikeable person especially one who is perceived to be overly intellectual.
o Well the truth hurts, ask Sheldon.
• A carnival performer who performs sensationally morbid or disgusting acts as biting off the head of a live chicken head
Frankly programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots, so far, the universe is winning.